Vadeo: Hello everyone! Welcome to the first episode of my newest show “Ask Vadeo”! This is a show where I’ll be answering your questions about me! I happen to have a big enough bag to get some juicy content and answer some juicy questions! Let’s begin..

Vadeo grabs a letter out of the mailbag

Vadeo: (Opens letter)

Vadeo: This one is from OAXIS Entertainment. Aren’t those the guys who owe me money? Ya know, ya know the guy who made it. Bart? Bah whatever. Anywho, it reads…

“What is your opinion on the pen mug controversy?”

Vadeo: The pen mug controversy? You mean the pens that the fat guy who knows Engineer was holding? I don’t keep up with your silly antics you people. Next question!

Vadeo tosses the letter

Vadeo: This one is from Heck Land Blues, and it reads

“Why is Kevin Spacey so funny”

Vadeo: (Quicky pulls out his phone and googles who Kevin Spacey is) Hrm..let’s see here..uh..You mean the guy from “Nine Lives”? I don’t know because I have never seen that movie before. I’m sorry. Next question.. Let’s see here uh..this one is from Crazyboy88 and he asks..

“Are there any fighters that are removed from the KFAD-verse?”

Vadeo: Well, you can’t just wipe some dude off the face of the earth. Actually, you can , but that’s not my point. I’m not the kind of guy to ask who manages who gets in the tournament or not. That’s a question for Hostbot, not me. (tosses letter) Anywho, this next question is from Marya, The Creator and it reads..

“have you been grounded like that bald fuck caillou”

Vadeo: Not entirely sure who this Caillou fella is. I happen to know a Kayloo, but that’s besides the point. Anywho, yeah my mom and dad liked to ground me for stupid reasons. Some deserved, some not so much. I can name a few times, but I gotta keep this thing going! (tosses letter) This next one is from Saku and they ask…

“Who is your favorite contestant and why?”

Vadeo: I can’t really show any favorites towards anyone, but I WILL say that Miku is really pushing my buttons! (looks around the room to make sure nobody is there) Being honest with you, I really like a lot of the contestants. Hard for me to pick a favorite. Good question! (tosses letter) This next one is from Jakebfb…

“You seem to like food a lot, are there any special dishes that you like to cook?”

Vadeo: I’m sorry, but I cannot cook. I just usually order pizza or chinese or whatever we got in the fridge. (looks at stomach) Gosh, I should really think about losing a few pounds. I don’t wanna end up looking like some loser! (tosses letter) Let’s move on before I start to think about it too much. This one’s from Quote…

“Well, what do you think about...uh...a tournament where every single contestant is Vadeo? That would be a neat idea.”

Vadeo: I like this guy’s thinking! A show that’s all about ME! I wonder what each Vadeo would bring.. Maybe songs about country or uh...songs about..hmmm (gets very distracted for a moment but then he realizes and gets back on the topic)..bah! I don’t know! Whatever! (tosses note) DemKnux asks…

“Is a hot dog a sandwich?”

Vadeo: A hot dog is a hot dog. That’s like saying poop is poop..because it is poop! All of that depends on your philosophy on what a sandwich exactly is. Is a burger a sandwich? Is a sandwich a burger? I hope you were taking notes, DemKnux. I ain’t repeatin’ this! Next question (tosses letter) This one is from Rigger Mick! By the way, Mick. Do you happen to know my good friend Nick? He likes to dig things. Bah! Lemme just read this off here…

“Hi Vadeo, do you have any other friends back in the GoAnimate world?”

Vadeo: Well, Mick. A lot of people do not know my good friend Vaduegie! Him and I one time sang this song called “Pop goes the diesel” and then we got in major trouble by his parents. Not sure why, but whatever. I also want to give a shout out to my good friends Boris, Barney, and Lol Oops The Teeth Kid! Hi, guys! Hope you enjoy the tournament! Good question, Mick! (tosses letter) This guy named Mard asks…

“Do you wanna join me and cleff's apex squad? We need a third member.”

Vadeo: Who is cleff and why do you guys want me to join this “Apex squad”? What even is an apex? Do you mean Apex Legends? I never played this Apex game before! I don’t play a lot of games, honestly. I prefer slacking off on the couch and watching TV. (tosses letter) Our next question is from Xaap. They ask…

“What do you think of the Mario Brothers?”

Vadeo: I hate those Stupid Mario Brothers!! They are always the ones who ruin my sneaky plans to play pranks on them and stuff! Calling my mom and dad and telling them to ground me! I hate them! They deserved it when I poped on them! (gets visually frustrated, then takes a moment to calm down)
Well, uh thanks for the question. (tosses letter) CherryStar asks…

“Do you have something that you would call your catchphrase?”

Vadeo: Hmmmm. A catchphrase, huh? You know, I never thought of anything. Hmm. Maybe I could go for something snarky? Nah. How about something clever? That oughta make me look cool. Hmm. Nah. Perhaps something...bah! I’m getting sidetracked! I’ll tell you something when I have something. I’m much more busy worrying about...tech...things. Uh, anyway (tosses note) thank you for your question. This one is from SuperPositiveP and he asks…

“We really only ever get to see/talk to you in Discord and on the channel for brief moments, and keep to yourself unless it is April 1st, when you come out to prank….

So, what have you been doing with your free time?”

Vadeo: Sometimes I’ll just slack off on the couch and watch TV or play on my Gameboy Advance. Sometimes I’ll work on a really cool prank in the tech booth. I don’t know, I am a pretty chill guy when it comes to having free time. There’s also the time I accidentally blew up the microwave but uhh we don’t talk about that. Hehe. (tosses letter) Next question! Meowflash asks...

“If you had a million dollars, how would you use them?”

Vadeo: I would probably use that million dollars to set up the biggest and most expensive prank ever on those stupid Mario Brothers. (tosses letter) Thanks for the question. Anywho, Perfecto asks…

“Did you work on anything before HFAD?”

Vadeo: Yes, actually. I used to have this little workshop area in the backyard. I would use it to construct these awesome pranks. Working on it though got me tired, so I also used it to slack off. That’s just who I am, I guess. (tosses letter) Next up, Nope sr asks…

“If you were trapped on an island without anyone except for a REVEALED contestant/team, which character/team would you bring?”

Vadeo: Hmm.. lemme think. I know Scott could cook up some pizza so we wouldn’t go hungry, but I would be stuck with some crazy loon and some japanese robot. Not YouTube Heroes. Toby’s a cool guy, but Orange? Not worth it. Engineer would be doing whatever he does to his little machines. Megalo would just burn everything down. I’ll be honest, I don’t know. I’ll letcha know if I ever think of something. Good brain thinker, though. (tosses letter) I gotta get someone to clean these letters up. I certainly am not doing it. MakeDeluxe asks…

“Will you please take over HyperTV?”

Vadeo: You say that like it’s a challenge. (tosses) Next. Hmm...Masty asks…

“Do you play fortnite lmao”

Vadeo: What am I? A stupid kid? I do play a few cool games with some of the contestants though. Sometimes I’ll play Fall Guys with some of the PlayStation All-Stars. AVGN and I will sometimes play a few retro games. They’re pretty cool, but no, I don’t play Fortnite. (tosses letter) Camamania asks…

“What is the best poop you've ever taken?”

Vadeo: On those stupid Mario Brothers. They’ll tell ya all about it. (tosses letter) King Of Benches asks…

“What is your opinion on Stuart Little?”

Vadeo: Never seen it. It looks like a stupid kids movie. I have a friend who hates it, though. I guess it’s that bad, huh? (tosses letter) Good torture movie suggestion, though. Kenty asks…

“What is your favorite GoAnimate video?”

Vadeo: The ones involving some of my good friends. Barney, Gumball, Boris, and Lol Oops The Teeth Kid, I love those guys. We hang out a lot! Say, that reminds me. I should call them up sometime and tell them about this gig. They’ll think I’m super cool...I hope.. (tosses letter). This one is from KilvaKunner..

“Vadeo, what’s your honest opinion on your coworkers?”

Vadeo looks around the room. He is making sure nobody is there

Vadeo: I’ll be honest, I might not be the best guy to work with, but Hostbot is great. Loge can be a jerk sometimes, but he’s still pretty cool. Don’t get me started on the stuff Loge puts on at night though.. (shutters)..Yeesh. (tosses letter) Anywho, this next one is from Neko..

“Who did you main in King for Another Day?”

Vadeo: King for a what? I’ve never heard of this. Is it like this? If so, that’s kind of lame how they copied us. Whatever. (tosses letter) Kingston asks…

“What is your favorite prank?”

Vadeo: Hard to say. My April Fool’s pranks are always the best ones though. For legal reasons, I can’t get into them, though. Sorry. (tosses letter) Last one, everyone. Kcool Rivers asks…

“Do you consider yourself an original character?”

Vadeo: Hm? What do you mean? I’m Vadeo. There’s only one of me..I hope. I would be kind of upset if there was an imposter version of me. (tosses letter)
Vadeo: Thank you everyone who sent me these questions. Maybe next time I’ll do another one-

Suddenly, Loge bursts through the door

Loge: Oh there isn’t gonna be a next time, Vadeo! We told you not to use the stage for your own use!

Vadeo: Whoops! Well I hope you enjoyed the one episode we got to do.

Vadeo gets out of his chair

Vadeo: Goodbye everyone! (runs off)

Loge: Hey! Get back here! (chases after Vadeo)